My friend the ‘walk’ guy.
Would I make it to work before 10 today?
‘Walk’
I am going to stop at the breakfast cart for coffee. (Or espresso in the office? No, coffee from the cart… espresso… No, big coffee with a cigarette.)
‘Walk’
Why do people stop at cross sections? Stupid traffic. Thank you iPod…
‘Walk’
I hate this song… And this one too. Ah, this one is good.
‘Don’t Walk’
AAAAhhhh! that was close “… you too Asshole!”
‘Walk’
Did this girl just check me out? Come back. Come back. Didn’t turn, oh well.
‘Walk’
Black no sugar. No, no. Café negro, no. Si, NO azucar. Si. Gracias.
‘Walk’
Marlborough. Not light, RED! (Isn’t red the default, idiot!)
‘Walk’
“GOODMORNING”. “(start), gdmrnrrnrg”. (Why does he have to be so shrilled in the morning – new security guards always are, it’s not even 10. Why do people talk in the morning anyway)
Why do people talk in the morning? They should only be writing their blogs.
9 comments:
12 years of smoking and you sill can't spell MARLBORO!!
very funny post.
this is why i don't leave my house in the morning. so i skip the pressure of being on time. and i still cross streets like we do in beirut
I meant it to sound like the street, Marlborough. but anyway.
No, here in Boston, they will run you over. no priority for pedestrians. I try to do the hand wave thing like I used to do in NY, but still they don't stop, And I'd be "hand! hello!"...
boston people are bastards :)
i'm on the scope all day, my back hurts and i'm so bored. looking at cofilin staining (total) and it's crap this antibody! where is total cof localization in song's paper supposed to peak at the edge? i forget..and don't feel like looking it up..
Uh, darling, you keep forgetting yourself on the blog. Here, it's a public venue, and my readers might feel awkward reading about your scope intimacies. :P
you didn't answer
I did.
so funny hunny.
i do anny. does he ever pick up?
totally utterly agree!
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