2.3.06

The Blue Danube on an icy morning in Boston…

I am listening to J. Strauss today… No you don’t understand: the valses! Granted I am bored since I’ve been working on computer for two days (after yesterday’s debacle, hopeful she’ll not crash and eat all my analyzed data, or play dead… Am I spending too much time chained to my laptop? I wonder).
Well, some people would consider J. Strauss downright corny; I say he inspires some sort of enthusiasm, and after all he reminds me of Tom and Jerry – you remember the episode when Jerry freezes the kitchen floor for ice-skating, and he plays “Voices of Spring” (as far as I recall). I think Jerry was really a man of the world; Tom was different, more earthbound, and crud, all he cared about is to eat his friend - I hope I’ll never get friends like this.
I don’t know, maybe I’ll do a poll on the people in the lab, and see how many think J. Strauss’ music is beneath their intellect. I’ll let you know how that goes.

On another note, I want to tell you why PowerBooks are females like I promised to do:
Well, when I got my first apple computer (may she rest in peace), I discovered the option of “speakable items and applications”. In brief, instead of opening applications (and I believe you call these “programs” in the PC world) you could speak to your computer and tell her to open and close stuff. So I activated this option, and one day I was working on a paper, and you know how sometimes you get writers’ block for a couple of centuries in the middle of a sentence, and you start tackling existentialist problems like the meaning of life, or “maybe if I focus long enough, I could have an out of body experience” (and this is by the way how I start to astral project)… Anyway, so computers usually think you’re dead or something, so she feels compelled to wake me from my reverie by a joke, so suddenly she says “knock knock”, after picking up my heart from the floor and catching my breath from the start, well I said “who’s there?” (of course entertaining the idea that my computer came to life like in Sci-Fi movies, or like Pinocchio). Then she answered “Thea!”, and you could imagine the rest on your own (let me not sound so corny in one day)… Now, since then I decided that my computer is a female (well of course she is, since she speaks in a woman’s voice, very lilting by the way and not robotic at all), named Thea (since this is how she identified herself)…
And after she died and I got a new PowerBook, the persuasion remained…

Now, I have to go back to my data analysis and of course Johann (Danube blue – god! That’s sappy…) – and if the poll was a success, I’ll let you know how it went.

Ghassan
Boston, March 06 2006

2 comments:

Laila K said...

funny sunny morning!
beware, ur cynic self seems dominated by ur fun one on this website.

Anonymous said...

Amusing ramblings. Too bad there's no picture to know what the passenger of the small raft looks like . . . Cheers, Mel